Well well well, I haven't been here in a while. Its so unfamiliar to me! I think I forgot how to write, READ, THINK!!
Ok soo, WHEW a LOT has been happening around here in the life of me. Yes, a lot people. Ohhh goodness!
Let me start by saying that, well, about 3 weeks ago I got into a bad accident with a semi-truck and my car was smooshed. Ok, so I didn't get in a wreck DIRECTLY WITH the semi-truck but its what caused the whole shabang of a 6 car pile up, and one of them happened to be mine beloved. Yes, only 5 months after getting my new car it looked like a pickinese dog's face. Actually, I'll show you. How bout that? Huh?
Here it was...
Yes, it is hard to stomach, I know. BUT good things come to those who spend money on good things! In the end...it was fixed, and here it is now:
...a brand new person.
So, anyway...that's not the end of my misfortunes.
The other day I got a letter from American Xpress. Yep, you know what that means! I'm special!
But once I realized who it was from my countenance gloomed right over a cliff of scaryness. Yes, it was from the...Sheriff
. After seeing this I gave it back to the post lady and told her I didn't want it! Kill it, tear it, burn it, eat it! I didn't want it! It was too late however, I had already signed for it and gave away the contract of my life.
I opened it, expecting the worst possible case: Did I steal something? Kill someone? AM I STOLEN!? Am I an illegal alien? Am I a real person!?? All these thoughts came to mind and then it happened! ...I read it.
The first sentence of the legal letter said a lot of words but all I saw was: "YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED TO COURT". People, I almost died. My life changed forever and I was too afraid to read further. I drove to work with the letter unread. As soon as I got there I ran to the nearest employee and made them read it to me. The full sentence read:
CORRIE RODRIGUEZ, YOU ARE HEREBY SUMMONED TO COURT FOR....JURY DUTY.
Whew! That was a close one!
Comments (11)
haha feeling guilty, corrie? do you kill a drifter?!
*Sigh* Corrie.... you're something else... I'm glad you were undamaged by the accident.
I missed seeing you at CWSC this year. I'll have to try really hard to make it down for the ball next May to see all of the slackers that didn't come to CWSC.
They SUMMONED you to Jury duty???? Well I will send you an official document to summons you to "GREG DUTY"!!!! Location: on the beach!!!!!
love you
...Greg
..Re
Steven: Perhaps maybe, no..I can't. I'll never be able to go to CWSC EVER AGAIN. :( Goodness...oh well. Next year is my last chance in my whole entire life that I'll be able to go. I hope you make it to the May ball!! That would be AWESOME!
Monica: Thanks! Yeah, I was fine. It was me and my friend Krystal who got into the wreck. We weren't even sore the next morning. I actually only hit going about 5 mph. And it did THAT much damage! The police told me Hondas are made for crushing impact so the drivers inside will take very little, to no impact force at all. So I guess that's good thing. Japanese know what they're doing when they make cars.
Ashley: I don't know how Mandi found out. I was too embarrassed to tell anyone, lol. Sorry!
Nathan: Jury duty is bad? Ohhh, hmm...gross. I still want to do it though! I think it'll be interested and I love law and politics so it might tickle my fancy. What is with that phrase? "Tickle my fancy" it sounds so dumb and gay.
Christine: I knowww, I knowww...its what I'm use to though. I can't imagine my life being unwreckless. I think its what keeps me sane. Or makes me insane...
Greg: *Shakes head* I have no words for that comment...you are CRAZY my dear man.
Moose: Drama Queen? Hah! I would definitely agree with you on that! Smoothness? I don't believe you or Greg have that talent, lol. But its ok, I still love ya'll!
Kat: I know, I am shamed. With God's grace with will be my last!